I was going to tweet these, but since I haven’t posted here in a while, and I think people are just as likely to look at my blog as my Twitter, here are some movies that aren’t actually coming out this summer.
From Christopher Nolan, a football movie that rips the very fabric of time and space: InterCeption.
Which Zombie Is Eating Gilbert Grape? –starring the kid from Fear the Walking Dead who looks like young Johnny Depp.
A boring superhero who wears blue and always does the right thing vs. a rich guy who doesn’t have superpowers but wears a cool suit.
Oh, wait, this movie already has come out this year. Twice. #justkidding #LuvUCapAmerica