Anonymous Interviewer: So, Penelope, are you ever going to post on your blog again?
Penelope Clearwater: Yes.
AI: Ok, good. Like, when you watch another good movie, or…?
PC: When I finish my dissertation.
AI: Oh! And how much of that do you still need to write?
PC: In the body proper, about 17 pages.
AI: Cool! I’ll let you get back to that.
Penelope Clearwater will return in An Epic Celebration.